Friends are aware of my Mets and Rangers obsessions, yes. But Knicks? The Knicks have blown since I was a teen. And yeah, I'm a fair weather fan, what of it? I won't bore you with Knicks recaps, even I don't need the laugh, but I WILL tell you about Danilo Gallinari. Oh. my freegin. gahd.
LOOK AT HIM! Could he be any cuter? Yes, yes he could.
Mmmmmm. Gratuitous men's magazine spreads.... Anyway, what makes this stallion all the more appealing? Apparently, when he first joined the team, the spazztastics at the Garden decided to make his entrance music "That's Amore." It's cuz he's Italian, ya get it?? So fucking dumb. Thankfully, Dani's got ballz, and he spoke up for himself. And as the MSG commentators reported tonight, now emerges to a song by the rock group Alice in Chains, with a chorus something along the lines of "here comes the rooster," because his nickname in the Italian league was Rooster. My heart, it skips a beat. A very sexy song for a very sexy Knick.
I've regressed to transitional life mode now that everyone's back at work. The quest for the next phase means neglecting the existence of Andrea and Mark's new baby, missing Sarah and Tim's engagement party, and generally feeling bummed (apart from during the inauguration when I wept openly with joy). But then I remember I've got friends like these:
Who make late night sandwiches out of corn chips, barbecue sauce, and buns.
And convince us all that they're tasty.
And also? Chat N' Chew is introducing hamburger cupcakes in February.
That is all.
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